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We’ve compiled a list of 21 funny quotes about online dating (from experts in the industry, comedians, and the jewels of the internet, memes).
These are sure to make you chuckle as well as reset your batteries so you can get back out there with some optimism.
Whereas women’s number one fear is that they’re going to get murdered.” It’s hilarious but also sad how true this quote is. I went from feeling good about myself to feeling like a leper alone in a room typing.” This is how the whole quote goes: “Online dating is like online shopping — except for that with online shopping you’re looking for things people really like, and you get them cheap.
Most women, before going on a date, will tell someone who they’re going to be with, will give them the address of where they’re going, will text in the middle of dinner saying they’re OK, and will let them know when they got home. If you’re online dating, you’re looking for people no one wants, and it’s a month,” said funny man and magician Phil Pivnick.
Mom’s always nagging her to go back on Match, but Aunt Penny says she’d rather have root canal work — without anesthetic.” Not only is Aziz Ansari one of the funniest comedians and best actors of our generation, but he’s also one of the most insightful.
In his best-seller “Modern Romance: An Investigation,” Aziz, along with American Sociologist and New York University Professor Eric Klinenberg, examine romance in the 21st century.
One of the many gems to come out of the book include this quote: “Today, if you own a smartphone, you’re carrying a 24/7 singles bar in your pocket.” We can now date anywhere and everywhere, but is that a good thing?
Stockard Channing is probably most famously known for her role as Betty Rizzo in the musical “Grease,” but she’s also a hilarious woman who doesn’t seem to have much faith in online dating, the people who use it, or her tech skills. And I went down there, and I’m not saying the girl was ugly — I’m just saying she should have been a photographer.
Is dating someone who also likes watching “Game of Thrones” and listening to Phish a real dealbreaker? This next quote comes from Pinterest user Tammera 21’s page: “I can’t believe how convenient online dating is.
Peter the Persian, another comedian on this list, addressed one of the biggest fears people have with online dating — that someone won’t look like they say they do or be who they say they are. She had so much talent in taking these photographs to make her look very different to what she actually looked like,” he told the Telegraph.
That same study we referenced early that found over half of all singles lie on their dating profiles also found that one in four women post old photos of themselves.
Online dating isn’t always a ball of fun — it’s actually more like a rollercoaster ride with ups and downs.
When you’re experiencing those downs, laughter is the best way to pick yourself up.
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We’re not so sure a lot of men feel like they have to take these precautions. In her “Nine Months Luciana” series, author Maggie Wells writes, “Don’t you think it’s weird how dating profiles emphasize listings of your favorite TV shows, movies, and books?